I’ll take care of you.

Furnish.

5 Days till I get the keys to my very own apartment.

I simply cannot wait to move in, furnishing it with cute free/cheap things I’ve found own Gumtree that don’t quite match but are just perfect.

Me at work.

Me at work.

(via moniquecairns)

cocomama01:

cocomama01 followed Jim Carrey on MovieLaLa

cocomama01:

cocomama01 followed Jim Carrey on MovieLaLa

"Blessed Are The Forgetful, For They Get The Better Even Of Their Blunders"

Mary - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

(Source: bentbitch, via thefilmslover)

I wanted to watch a light hearted rom-com tonight for my daily movie
instead I ended up watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. the least lighthearted thing ever.

I wanted to watch a light hearted rom-com tonight for my daily movie

instead I ended up watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. the least lighthearted thing ever.

(Source: abominableobriens)

Man that felt good.

uncannyxvxmen:

hypnotiqradiance:

dejesusv:

everthorne:

is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time

do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?

bouncing

actually yes

It is pretty weird, you always have to be super careful putting things in your lap.

I am very aware of my boobs.

(via loservegan)

Having to straighen my hair in this heat

dopemusica:

Nobody’s Business ft. Chris Brown

(Source: idols-and-indecisions)

mountaindr3w:

SAME

Ohmyfuck. 

mountaindr3w:

SAME

Ohmyfuck. 

(Source: davethebarbarian, via grumble-cakes)

vvorldwideweb:

sext: what do u want from mcdonalds

(via antoniamew-deactivated20140206)